😊You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
😄Your brain is like a web browser with 50 tabs open—confusing and not very productive.
🙂Your secrets are safe with me. I don’t even listen when you tell me them.
😐If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
😳You’re the kind of person who'd trip over a wireless internet connection.
☹️Calling you a genius is like calling a broken clock punctual.
🫠You're the human equivalent of a participation award.
💀Your entire existence is like a bad joke: nobody gets it, and it’s not funny.